The only thing that worries me...

The only thing that worries me at this point in the transfer cycle is the wrath of LaDonna's husband. Not because he's an inherently scary and/or violent guy. Not because she cheekily exposed herself to me yesterday evening. And not because I spent a whole day unsupervised with his wife and in a week or two she's gonna turn up pregnant...

No, I fear the wrath of David because yesterday I took LaDonna to see Body of Lies, and in doing so enabled her DiCaprio fetish. Dude's gonna kill me.